From the debris arose a fierce creature known as Max Punk.
Open hostilities, Whales surpassing Bored-Apes, the social fabric laid bare.
Bitcoin advocates imprisoned, only to be liberated by sweeping waves of protest.
HODL’ers clashing in the streets, power outages, three-day work weeks, Maxi’s contesting for Hashrates, governments toppled, Central Banks in despair.
The Banksters rendered powerless.
The Orange-Pilled community – boisterous, affluent, and toxic.
L’ Provocateur avoids standing downwind of sh%#tcoins.
Max Punk radiates triumph, devoid of FOMO.
An Orange sky at dusk sails over seas of fiat toward visions of El Salvador, not the horrors of NFTs.
Un Bukele ami très explosif.
Advancing Bitcoin through absurd and provocative measures,
a method for enacting financial transformation.
Proof of ‘work[ers]’ never go on strike.
God will not save the dollar, nor the regime.
Fiat renders you a fool, a potential Elon-bomb.
L’ Provocateur avoids standing downwind of sh%#tcoins.
Max Punk radiates triumph, devoid of FOMO.
An Orange sky at dusk sails over seas of fiat toward visions of El Salvador, not the horrors of NFTs.
Un Bukele ami très explosif.
Orange attire only provokes the volcanoes.
Embracing sats instead of the FUD.
And there’s no future except with Bitcoin.
…In your dreaming Laser eyes!
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